|Hometown||Playa Del Toro, California|
|Job||Busboy at the Tiki Tako, Limo driver|
|Family & Friends|
|Voice Actor||Alan Tudyk|
Look inside that custom 80's van that's always parked at the beach, and you will find Lonnie. This burned-out beach bum has amazingly seen and done it all. Mondo and Woodie's sage, Lonnie often dispenses wisdom through the haze of his bong-smokey van - or at least it seems like wisdom when you're in there. Bombdiggity!
On the show
Lonnie claims to have been a soldier in Operation Desert Storm in the "Pilot" who freaked out and spent three years in a mental hospital. As a hint that he may have been a marine, his van has a bumper sticker reading the Marine Corps motto "Semper Fi."
In "Floatopia", Lonnie is shown to have a collection of Lady Diana collector's plates in his van. Lonnie also hosts a wet t-shirt version of Jeopardy with the topics being "Vans", "4:20" and "Sheenisms".
In "Breast Friends", Lonnie receives an urn from his friend Ronnie while waiting for him to arrive. After spending one last day with the remains of his friend, Lonnie smokes the remains. Back at Lonnie's van, Ronnie arrives and reveals that the urn contained his stash and that Lonnie misread the note. However, Ronnie has brought the ashes of Lonnie's dead father.
In "Surf Legend", Lonnie told of once driving a Pontiac Fiero and living the straight life but gave it up.