"Fatherless Son" is sung primarily by Principal Gurniel to Mondo comparing the joys and sorrows of having a father in "Mondo Mia".
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Principal Gurniel: The fatherless son wanders the world alone
No dad pics folder on his iPhone
No one to teach him how to grow up
To spank it, or crank it or pee standing up
Mondo: It's true. I spray all over the place. Like a hose with a thumb on the nozzle
Just think of the dad things that I'll never know
Casa: Giving you muscles just like the pros
Chester: Helping to make your garden grow
Pimp: Or selling sperm just for the dough
Woodie: But having a dad can be a real suck fest
Work comes first and then all the rest
Coming home drunk with all his slutty guests
Milan: But then they buy you brand new breasts
Mondo: No one to teach me how to grow up
To spank it, or crank it or pee standing up
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