Little Bastard

"Little Bastard" is performed by Mondo, Woodie and Wadska on Mondo's Mockband game in the style of "Jersey Juice-Heads" in "Mondo Mia". In the song, Mondo laments about not knowing who his father is. During the chorus audio, all three can be heard singing although they are not animated as singing.

Lyrics
Wadska: Uno, dos, tres, quatro...

Mondo: Jersey girl and her little brat

They headed West and that was that

Hungry, hot and born to run

They left the shore and had some fun

All: Well, we got each other and that's all we need

All daddy did was plant a seed

Hey, hey, hey, hey, little bastard

[Sax solo as the town pimp steals a sax while the shop owner yells]

Mondo: If you're searching those back streets

For the only man to make his family complete

It's a reunion of the Jersey dad and the California son

But until that day comes

All: Well we got each other and that's all we need

All daddy did was plant a seed

Hey, hey, hey, hey, little bastard

Woodie: Very heartfelt, very thematical

Mondo: I know, right?

Wadska: Encore, encore! [Throws his underwear at Woodie]

Woodie: Is this your underwear!?

Wadska: [Standing naked] Maybe